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101 ways to bug your teacher

101 Ways to Bug Your Teacher

By: Lee Wardlaw

We recommend this book to find out how to bug your teacher!!! This book is about when Steve “sneeze” Wyatt is proud to be known for his fabulous inventions, but, unfortunately, that also the reason that his parents have decided that he will skip a grade and leave all of his friends behind in junior high! There’s no way the resourceful Sneeze is going to let that happen. He’s on a mission to think of 101 sure- fire ways to get under his teachers skin……and fast. And not even a worrisome case of inventors block or fear of his history teacher Mrs. “Fierce” Pierce will deter him from his clever plan! Read to find out what happens to Sneeze.

By: Gable K. And Dylan M

Here is a cool website for 101 ways to bug your teacher!!

http://www.leewardlaw.com/just_for_kids.htm

Bone: Tall Tales

Bone: Tall Tales By: Jeff Smith We recommend this book because this is the last book till the new series called Quest of the Sparks. This book is about when Smiley tells his camp pack some wired stories but when one of the campers takes his hot and goes to sleep with it on he starts to dream of a man, a mule, and an a talking monkey .Read to find out what happens next in this exciting adventure.Here is the books link to read the book online!!!!!!

Gable K. And Dylann M. http://www.amazon.com/Tall-Tales-Bone-Prequel-Sniegoski/dp/054514096X#_

Messages from beyond

I recommend this book if you like terrifying ghost stories. First the book talks about life after death. Then it tells about people who think that they have lived in a past body. After that, people have been having strange dreams that tell the future. Now people think to have been hearing spirits talk to them. A woman has organs that aren’t working correctly. She trades them with a dead person, and gets a new personality. Find out more from the library and check it out!

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Crown of Horns

Bone: Crown of Horns By: Jeff Smith We recommend this book because this is the ninth book of the series!!! This book is about when Thorn dreams about the monster rat creatures!!! When Thorn wakes up Fone Bone, Smiley Bone, Phoney Bone, and Thorn is in a type of cell. Bone said,” Thorn wake up there is a war happening against Grandma Ben and her sister. Who wins the battle??? Read to find out!!!

here is a video about bone in the making of life!!!!!

http://www.scholastic.com/bone/author.htm

Dylan M. and Gable K.

Ook and Gluk Kung-Fu cavemen from the future

I recommend this book for anybody who likes action, laughs, and adventure. This book is by the creators of “CAPTIN UNDERPANTS” George Beard and Harold Hutchins. WARNING : If you read this book you will laugh underpants off. As three heroes use a time portal to save their people from the evil Goppernopper Inc. from the future and the most horrible company ever, from invading the past. Whenever Ook, Gluk ,and Lily try to save their people they end up in the future learning the ways of kung-fu In Master Wongs school. As soon as they get their black belts they head out to save their people. Read this exciting book to see what happens next!

Jacob P. & Andrew L.

Dear Papa by:Anne Ylvisaker

I recommend the book Dear Papa to every, TO EVERY ONE WHOSE DAD HAS DIED By: Anne Ylvisaker

A little girl’s daddy died and she is writing letters to her daddy up in heaven. The first letter says it’s been almost a year since he died. Then her mom said,” no more witting till 8:00 mother second letter says I don’t think I can get ice-cream from a catholic man just because it used to be my dads staion.the third letter said,” its Halloween and I am dressing up as you! I found your old coveralls with the Nils patch and I stitched up the legs with a needle and thread.And you will find out what sad letter comes next.

By: Kendall,Summer

Rose by: Jeff Smith

Bone epilogue Rose

We recommend this book because this is first book in the series! This book is about when Rose a non-regular girl tries to fight through an angry beast named Mim. Mim tries to destroy the village that Rose lives in! During the fight Rose meats a dragon! The dragon reminds her of her dreams. In her dreams she sees that dragon with some friends talking about how to kill Mim. She knows that the dragon can help her. Will she win the war? Read to find out!!!

Here is a cool video about Bone in the making! http://bcove.me/jtvgs1dr

By: Gable K. and Dylan M.!!

The Paper Doorway

The Paper Doorway

Written By: Dean Koontz

Illustrated By: Phil Parks

We think The Paper Doorway is a good book because of all the funny poems. Here is our favorite funny verse and nothing worse poem! This poem is Franken bunny! Here it is….

Franken bunny

Thunder! Wonder! Motion and commotion! In the castle tower, The monster-maker works. At this hour, Some evil beastie lurks. Motion! Commotion! Freighting! Lighting! Lying on the table, Made of bunny pieces, It is not yet able, to unfold its creases. Oh, the windy wind! Oh, the rainy rain! The creature is crumpled, It’s gnarled and rumpled Strange stitches in it’s head. Thunder crash! Lighting smash! Organ music! Gloomy tunes! Now it leaps to its feet. Snarling, growling, and groaning. With a tail twitch quite neat, It stalks the night, moaning. Franken bunny! Franken bunny! Not a sunny little bunny! Though its tail is waggage, It has the urge to kill. Wants to kill a cabbage-I’m sure it surely will. Franken bunny on the lose VEGTABLES BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was our favorite funny verse and nothing worse poem. If you liked this poem you surely like the book. We picked it because of Easter.

By: Lucy and Abby B.

Conspiracy 365

Conspiracy 365 By: Gabrielle Lord On New Years Eve Cal is chased down the streets by a staggering sick man with a deadly warning. They killed his father. He must survive the next 365 days. Hurled in to a life on the run, with a price on his head, the 15 year old fugitive is isolated and alone. Hunted by the law and ruthless criminals cal must somehow uncover the truth about his father’s mysterious death and a history changing secret. Who can he turn to, who can he trust, when the whole world seems to want him dead?

http://www.conspiracy365.com/ Check out this fun website for this book!!!!!!!

Gable K. and Jacob K.

Bone: Rock Jaw Master of the eastern border

Bone: Rock Jaw Master of the Eastern border

By: Jeff Smith

We recommend this book because this is the fifth book of the series!!! This book is about when bros Fone Bone, Smiley Bone, and Phoney Bone go up this mountain. When they continue up the mountain they meet a mountain lion named Rock Jaw. Rock Jaw helps Fone Bone, Phoney Bone, and Smiley Bone on different adventures! Find out what adventures Rock Jaw, Fone Bone, Smiley Bone, and Phoney Bone have to face!!!

Dylan M. and Gable K.

Bone: Old Mans Cave

Bone: Old Mans Cave By: Jeff Smith We recommend this book because this is the eighth book of the series! This book is on the New York Times #1 seller list!!!!! In this book Lucius has a secret cave and scares the “funny” bones out of the three brothers! Bone has already gone through grandma bens cave and doesn’t want more trouble. Bone is curious about grandpa Lucuis just like grandma Ben! With help from his green little friend they both feel like they need to go and figure the mystery behind grandpa Lucuis! Read to find out what the big mystery about grandpa!

Gable K. and Dylan M.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

I recommend this book to novel readers, and people who like really funny books. Middle School student Greg Hefley brings you in a laugh bursting novel, basically about Greg Hefley’s life…Which is VERY funny! Greg’s mom forced him to keep a diary (He specifically says to get him a journal) On Halloween, Greg and his best friend, Rowley, take action with some high school boys at Greg's grandmother's house; they taunt the bullies, who then T.P. her house. Greg's journal entry reads, "I do feel a little bad, because it looked like it was gonna take a long time to clean up. But on the bright side, Gramma is retired, so she probably didn't have anything planned for today anyway.”

By: Carter and Nick

Here is a fun link to the website!

http://www.wimpykid.com/

Bone eyes of the storm

Bone: Eyes of the Storm By: Jeff Smith We recommend this book because this is the third bone book in the series!!! This book is about when Bone finds out that roses grand- ma has a secret cave! Bone gets curious about his loves grandma has that cave! Since there are people who want bone to be dead he gets suspicious about roses grandmother! Is the grandmother one of the bad people or is she a good girl? Gable K. and Dylan M.

Bone: The Great Cow Race

Bone: The Great Cow Race

By: Jeff Smith

We recommend this book because this is the second "Bone" book of the series. This book is about when bros Phoney Bone, Smiley Bone, and Fone Bone are in a new town and meets this girl named Thorn. Her grandmother Rose competes in a cow race. There is a mystery cow. Read to find out who is the mystery cow and the winner of the cow race!!! This link has tons of fun games and reviews!

http://www.scholastic.com/bone/

Gable K. and Dylan M.

Snow White and the Seven Aliens

Snow White and the Seven Aliens

By: Laurence Anholt

I recommend Snow White and the Seven Aliens because it is a really funny book. It is about a girl named Snow White who wants to be a pop star. According to her stepmother Snow White’s nose is perfect. So her stepmother sends Snow White’s father to chop off Snow White’s nose. Find out what happens to Snow White in this silly adventure! You can find this book in the school library under F ANK.

Jenna

Bone: Out of Boneville

Bone: Out of Boneville

By: Jeff Smith We recommend this book because this is one of our favorite series!!! This book is about when three brothers named Fone Bone, Smiley Bone, Phony Bone run out of Boneville from the Luckets. Find out what happens in the new town!

Dylan and Gable

If the walls could talk

If the walls could talk

Family life at the white house

Written by: Jane O’Connor

Illustrated by: Gary Houland

If you like to read how presidents lived in the white house and pictures of big headed people, this is the book for you. It has all the presidents and plus their family. Now we are going to tell you the presidents and a fact. George Washington never lived in the white house. John Adam and his wife moved in the white house in 1800. Thomas Jefferson never liked the house very much. James Madison was president when British troops set the white house on fire. James Monroe moved in with his family even though the white house was still being worked on. When John Quincy Adams the grounds of the white house were open to public. Andrew Jackson had an open house at the white house 20,000 people showed up. Martin Van Buren auctioned off furniture that he thought was ugly. William Henry Harrison died 30 days after becoming president. When John Tyler was president, newspapers called the white house the Public Shabby. That was 10 presidents now you can read on about the other presidents.

By: Lucy and Abby B.

I Can Read With My Eyes Shut

I Can Read With My Eyes Shut

By: Doctor Seuss

We recommend this book. Here are some parts we like: where he can read upside down, in pickle color, and Mississippi. This book will tickle your funny bone and will make you laugh your socks off! We think this book will stick with you until you memorize it. Here are two pages from this story: there are SO many things you can learn about. BUT…you’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut. So the more that you read, the more that you know, the more that you learn the more places you’ll go! If you read with your eyes shut tight you’re likely to find the place that your going is FAR FAR behind. So make sure you know, never read with your EYES SHUT TIGHT!!!!!!

By: Abigail, Samantha, and Nikki

Wayside School is Falling Down

I would like to recommend this book to people who like to laugh… a lot. This book is about a bunch of tales about Mrs. Jewls class, who are on the top story of Wayside School. A yard teacher delivers a heavy package to the top floor (Mrs. Jewls class) when Mrs. Jewls is teaching gravity, so when the package gets there, Mrs. Jewls opens it up, and it is a computer. The whole class moans, and one student says, “We hate computers, they make us learn faster.” She tells the yard teacher to put it on the counter. Mrs. Jewls pushes it off as the whole class watches, “And that is how gravity works,” says Mrs. Jewls proudly. “We get it,” says the whole class. Computers are much faster then pencil and paper! By: Carter and Riley

The Boys Book How to Survive Anywhere and Anything

The Boys Book How to Survive Anywhere and Anything This book is a guide for boys who can survive anything anywhere! In this book it will tell you how to survive in many wacky situations for instants…….. • How to survive a tornado! • How to survive a duel! • How to survive a shark attack! • How to survive an avalanche! • How to survive in bear country! • How to survive an essay crisis! • How to survive your TEACHERS! So go and check out the exciting ways to survive! http://www.google.com/products/catalog?q=the+boys+book&hl=en&prmd=ivnsb&um=1&ie=UTF-8&cid=6465034930091025472 Gable K. Dylan M. Jacob P.

Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing

Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing

By: Judy Blume

This book is so juicy that we have read it a million times. The characters are Peter, Fudge, Dribble the turtle, Mom, and Dad. Here is a summary……Peter Hatcher goes to Jimmy Fargo’s birthday party and wins a pet turtle and named it dribble. Peter’s dad works for advertising for the Juicy-O company, and Mr. and Mrs. Juicy-O come over to stay the night. When Mr. and Mrs. Juicy-O come over they eat dinner and of course they drink Juicy-O. In the middle of dinner Fudge brings out Dribble and that’s when Mr. and Mrs. Juicy-O get ready to leave to stay the night at a hotel. When Mrs. Juicy-O got her suitcase Fudge had put green square stamps all over it. READ ON TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT TO THE HATCHER FAMILY!!!!!!

By: Lucy and Abby

Jack and the Beanstalk We recommend this book because it is one of those fairytales that has been retold many times! This story is about a kid named Jack who is one of those poor kids. He goes to sell his cow Betsy! He sells his cow and gets some magical beans. Read to find out the exciting twist on this book!

Gable K. Dylan M.

The boys book how to be the best at everything!

The Boys Book How to Be Best At Everything Written by: Dominique Enright and Guy Mac Donald Illustrated by: Nikalas Catlow Edited by: Samantha Barnes and Phillipa This is a guide for boys that want to know everything. Boys are good but now they can be greatJJ!!!!! There are many ways to be funny in this book. There’s also many ways to be great in this book as well! Here are some ways to be great! · How to fight off a crocodile! · How to rip a phonebook in half! · How to escape quicksand! · How to speak in code! · How to read your friends ‘mind! · How to make a water clock! · How to make a boomerang!!! Plus tons more! So come on and check it outJ Gable K. Dylan M